for myrrha: on our friendaversary (and any other groot luvrs out there) ❤️
for myrrha: on our friendaversary (and any other groot luvrs out there) ❤️
If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you
l tried really hard not to reblog this
Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.
Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?
Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die.
HOLD UP FOR A SECOND
ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN
THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON
WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL
HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY
AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY
HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED
HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET
A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER
BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH
IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’
BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK
ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR
AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY
AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT
IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR
IF HE MISSES THAT TIE
THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION
IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED
HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE
AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN
YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN
THAT LAST GIF
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP
HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT
BUT HE SURVIVED
BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE
BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD
FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS
HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT
THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL
BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN
HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT
BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.
THEY WERE ACROBATS.
THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.
THEY DROPPED HIM.
LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.
THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI.
HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.
if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.
BUSTER KEATON STARTED APPEARED IN FILMS FROM 1917, WHEN HE BEGAN WORKING WITH FATTY ARBUCKLE AT THE AGE OF 21. BY THAT TIME, HE WAS A VETERAN OF BOTH VAUDEVILLE AND LIVE COMBAT. AFTER ABOUT 1940, HE MAINLY PLAYED SMALLER ROLES, BUT HIS FANS WERE AS DEDICATED AS EVER. IN HIS FINAL MOVIE, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM, HE PERFORMED NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS OWN STUNTS. HE WAS SEVENTY YEARS OLD. THE MOVIE CAME OUT NINE MONTHS AFTER HE DIED.
SO WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT KILLED BUSTER KEATON? A FALL? BEING CRUSHED BY AN ELEVATOR? GETTING TORN APART BY ELEPHANTS AND VISIGOTHS ON SET?
IT WAS FREAKIN’ LUNG CANCER.
AND HE WAS TERMINAL WHEN HE FILMED FORUM.
FORGET CHUCK NORRIS. BUSTER KEATON WAS THE GREATEST BADASS EVER TO LIVE.
Made this for my boyfriend
the pumpkin king / sally
Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.
This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
THIS ONE!!! I WANT THIS POSTER!!
Star Wars reflections
a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
BLESS THIS PERSON
I BOW TO THIS INTENTION
Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*
almost everyone I tell about thus go ‘its so cruel! Its inhumane!’
whAT IS RAPE THEN!?!
We went to the party, and, as I figured, some of the guests laughed and made comments. One said to me, “Do you think this is funny? There are kids here. You want them to see this?” Another said, “You want him to be gay?”And I stayed calm. And I explained to them the best I could that there is no correlation between kids cross-dressing and being gay. And if he is gay, it’s not because of anything I did. It’s because he’s gay. And maybe it’s a stage. And maybe it’s not. But either way, I don’t want him to ever feel like he wasn’t able to express himself because his parents didn’t support him. And some understood. And some, trapped by religion or ignorance, gave us the stank face.Plenty of people are supportive. They’ll see my kids — Sydney with her long dirty blonde hair, and Asher with his short dark hair, and say, “I love your daughter’s pixie cut.” When I tell them he’s my son, they smile and say, “I love it.” They also apologize for confusing his gender, but I tell them, “Don’t apologize. He’s in a purple dress with sparkly shoes. How would you know?” I know there are parents who get worked up when you confuse their kids’ gender, but I’m not one of them.I get home before my wife most nights, so I was taking the kids out to walk our dog. They were dressing up in different outfits, my daughter treating Asher like her doll, as she tried various dresses, shoes, and headbands on him. And then Sydney told me she wanted me to wear a dress, too — “Oh my god, it will be so funny.”I said, “No,” but she kept begging. I said, “People will laugh at me.” She said, “If they do, I’ll tell them to go away.” And I couldn’t argue with that, as I squeezed myself into Carrie’s most flexible dress. We walked the dog on our block, and the pleasure my kids took in seeing their dad go out of his comfort zone trumped the humiliation I felt.Carrie pulled up to the house, and I saw her slacked jaw from the end of the street. She laughed. She took a picture. And she told me I better not rip her dress. And then we all went for a pizza.(My Son Wears Dresses And That’s OK With Me | Seth Menachem for xoJane)
yo this dude is a keeper
Dumbledore is literally the scum between my toes
- LEAVES A 1YO CHILD ON A DOORSTEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE ‘OH NVM THEYLL FIND HIM IN THE MORNING LOL’
- knows good and well how the dursleys are abusing and neglecting harry and just LETS THE SITUATION CONTINUE even though we see in the fifth book that he has the power to stop it (the ‘remember my last letter’). he lets harry be LOCKED UP IN A CUPBOARD and abused for ten years both because of the ””protection”’ privet dr has for harry (don’t worry, it’s only at the cost of his emotional and mental wellbeing, it’s all good) and because he WANTS harry to fall in love with the wizarding world, like voldemort did, like snape did, because it will make him easier to manipulate
- GROOMS HARRY TO BECOME A PERSON WHO WILL WILLINGLY DIE FOR ””’THE GREATER GOOD””
- PURPOSEFULLY WITHOLDS INFORMATION FROM HARRY AND KEEPS HIM UNINFORMED SO HE’LL DO WHAT DUMBLEDORE WANTS WHEN DUMBLEDORE WANTS HIM TO DO IT
- tells harry in ootp that he kept the truth from him because HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP CARING ABOUT HARRY. LIKE OH HERE’S THE KID I’VE BEEN PLANNING TO KILL AND HAVE LET LIVE A MISERABLE LOVELESS LIFE IN ORDER TO RIGHT THE WRONG OF THE OTHER BOY I FEEL LIKE I LET DOWN AND I ACCIDENTALLY REALISED HE’S A HUMAN BEING WELL FUCK
- told arabella figg she couldn’t be nice to harry when he went to her house? like what the FUCK?
- after all his lectures and ”’wisdom”’ STILL GOES AFTER THE HALLOWS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WANTS THE POWER
- literally told harry the only reason he didn’t make him a prefect was because he didn’t want people to think he ””plays favourites”” like he didn’t last minute give gryffindor the house cup like four fuckin years in a row because of harry
- KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND DIDN’T TELL/PREPARE HARRY FOR THE EMOTIONAL DEVASTATION OF LOSING ANOTHER/HIS LAST FATHER FIGURE AND EVEN MADE HARRY WATCH HIM DIE
- locked sirius up AFTER HE HAD SPENT TWELVE YEARS IN PRISON in the house where he was ABUSED AS A CHILD AND MADE TO FEEL OUTCAST AND UNLOVED and pretty much exacerbated sirius’ arrested development and feeling of worthlessness because he’s dumbledore and dumbledore knows best
- LET SNAPE TEACH AT HOGWARTS FOR 15+ YEARS DESPITE KNOWING FULL WELL HOW HE TREATED STUDENTS JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO KEEP HIM CLOSE
- HE IS IN A POSITION OF POWER - ARGUABLY THE POSITION OF POWER - AND USES IT TO MANIPULATE AND EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATISE HARRY AND BATTER HIM INTO A WEAPON TO USE AGAINST VOLDEMORT AT THE COST OF HARRY’S FUCKING CHILDHOOD
and this is NEVER ADDRESSED in the books. Dumbledore is never seen as anything but a wise and noble father figure to Harry. HARRY NAMES HIS SON AFTER THIS MAN WHO MANIPULATED HIM AND LITERALLY WALKED HIM INTO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. FUCK dumbledore.
One of the worst moments of my life was when I realized that Dumbledore was not a great leader on a pedestal but rather a manipulator directing a bunch of mannequins.
Cool, so i’ma respond to this. First off, one of the best and most powerful messages in the books is that no one is perfect. Not a one. And it isn’t about being flawless, it’s about doing your best with the circumstances that are given to you. I’ll even go point by point here, because I really dig me some Albus, and you people need to realize a couple things.
*First off, it never said that he didn’t leave spells to protect Harry. If there was any chance of him coming to harm, then he wouldn’t have left him there.
*He left Harry with the Dursleys, as is explained later, because of the enchantment of his mother’s blood. He literally needed to call that place home in order to retain the protection that he gained with her sacrifice. On top of that, let’s hypothesize. Say Dumble did make things better. Say he made things right for Harry. How would he do this? By threatening and possibly forcing the Dursleys to change who they were fundamentally. He stepped into the picture in the fifth book after Harry had been in the wizarding world for some time. Him stepping in repeatedly when Harry was a child would have either ruined the chances of Harry calling that place home, and thus destroying the magic, or it could possibly have hurt the Dursleys in some way, who, despite how shitty they were, were Harry’s only family aside from a homicidal maniac(at the time assumed) in Azkaban, and a Werewolf. None of this was specifically so Harry would be easier to manipulate, it was for his safety, and to attempt to give him a family, a true family, even if it wasn’t perfect.
*He groomed Harry to be his best. If Harry chose in the end to “Die for the greater good”, it’s because he was a decent human being. If dying to save your friends and family is a bad thing, or you think it’s wrong, then think about who or what has throughout history given you the right to complain on tumblr.
*He did what he thought was best to withhold information, and in the end of most scenarios, explained that chances are he was wrong, but he was trying to do his best.
*Once he realized what he would have to do to stop the WORST FUCKING WIZARD IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, he felt sad, because it would mean sacrificing someone he had come to love. If someone told you that you could press a button, and someone you didn’t know would die, but it would stop all war, and the death of your family and friends, would you do it? On the other hand, if you knew the person, and knew what you had to do, would it make it harder? Think about that. Ponder it.
*Told Arabella Fig not to coddle the boy, BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIM, AND ONCE THE DURSLEYS WERE ESTABLISHED AS BEING LESS THEN IDEAL, IT WOULD HAVE RUINED THAT. You guys don’t get that just because his life wasn’t ideal, it doesn’t mean it was the worst of the worst.
*Goes after the Hallows because he was imperfect. Wow, weird. People are imperfect.
*He gave the cup to Gryffindor because of deeds that Harry Ron and Hermione accomplished each year. Don’t take away from their achievements.
*Chances are he never meant for Harry to see him die. At this point you’re so far into a pointless rage that you are throwing circumstances as under the absolute control of Albus. And no he didn’t tell him he was going to die, because IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET AND HARRY WAS A KID.
*Had Sirius stay at home because he was one of the most wanted criminals in the world, and did his best to have him help the order. It wasn’t ideal, but it also kept him from getting killed.
Let Snape teach at Hogwarts to keep him close. Don’t get me started on how the different houses treated each other. Minerva treated the Slytherins like shit as well. It wasn’t one sided. Also, Snape was literally the best at Potions in Hogwarts, period. This was established like a thousand times. Even Lupin trusted Snape to brew his potions.
*Is in a position of power, and did his best to keep everyone under his charge safe. If this was at times at the expense of Harry, well then shit happens. Harry wasn’t the most important person ever, you just feel that way because he is dear to our hearts through reading the books. Dumbledore did so much good, and if he fudged a little with how he dealt with Harry at times, then shit happens.
So there we have it folks. One of the reasons I love Dumbledore the most, is because in the end, after all the good said about him, he was flawed. He was fatally flawed. And if there is one thing that Harry Potter teaches us, it’s that everyone is. It’s up to us to do the best with what we have, and if anything, Dumbledore is a perfect example of how that doesn’t always work the way we intend, or the way it should. That doesn’t make him the worst person in the world. He had the responsibility of the human race on his shoulders, and you are angry because you wanted him to be perfect, and he wasn’t. He was just another wizard, granted a powerful one, who did his best, and in the end, managed to lead Harry on a path that allowed him to finally kill Voldemort and bring safety to the wizarding world.
So fuck you. Dumbledore was a fantastic Wizard, and in the end, raised Harry to be the best he could be, and to realize that sometimes there aren’t easy or good choices to make for hard decisions. And that’s what he taught me and millions of kids as well.
Forgive me, for not remembering all the differences between the books and movies, but was it, then, only in the movie that Harry said, in relation to Private drive “I’m not going home, not really.” Cause if he didn’t consider it home wouldn’t that have negated his protection?