From the laptop of a rambling Canadian

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

(Source: following-moons, via ewok55)

invisiblechickens:

read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.

(via rabidly-mocking-the-week)

jgaskisanerd:

“I’ll miss the coffees.”

de-ment-ed:

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

this is why i love tumblr

(Source: growlithed, via rabidly-mocking-the-week)

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

It’s not just cows… but boobs too I guess. I think they just never got breastfed and are bitter about it. 

(Source: littleprincessvegan, via rabidly-mocking-the-week)